jugwine:

*rubs hands together* so how much caffeine am I going to dump into my garbage body today

(via winstondoubtfire)

milgramexperiment:

tall people: if we are walking together please take into consideration my tiny legs. i cant keep up with you. please think of my tiny legs i dont want to be jogging to keep up with your leisurely stroll you TITANS

(Source: internetqueers, via kim-kanye-baby)

que-mystery:

arabellesicardi:

"text me when you get home" means "i love you, be safe." 

It really does

(via abbacuus)